All The Conspiracies You Always Wanted To Know About

Banning the fire won’t put it out.

Photo by Adam Wilson

If I told you that a secret society of ghosts are plotting to take down your government, you would be right to write me off as insane. However, if I started by telling you that there was never any evidence as to this important person’s death, I may get your attention.

The next thing I may choose to disclose is that this possible fake death is only one in a series of strange incidents the media haven’t bothered reporting on. Now I have your attention and your indignation. You cannot believe the media wouldn’t report on such a blatant act of intrigue. Aren’t they supposed to tell good stories? It only takes a look at said media to realise their stories aren’t half as good as one involving a series of unproven deaths. Notice how the focus is firmly set on what is not being reported? How subtle.

Now that the focus is on the media choosing not report stories that are juicier than those they are actually publishing, the question is obvious: why would they? Since now you’re deeper in my communication funnel, I will share with you the names of several magnates who sponsor a number of the media involved in the previous step. All these magnates I’m telling you about have ties with the opposition parties. See where this is going? Indeed, it is as subtle as…